I dreamed that "Jive" was all over my man, and I kicked her ass. It was wicked. I mean, I thoroughly kicked her ass. I bitch-slapped her, I punched her in the teeth, and I gave her an F-5 (for the uninformed: a move in the WWE in which some poor sucker is hoisted across his punisher's shoulders, spun ninety degrees and slammed on his face)!

Britney Spears was in that dream, also. I gave her constructive criticism of her performance; my sister told her she sucked. I later got to swim with Britney. She was wearing a black bikini. She was also a pretty decent swimmer, doing flips under the water.

I get to go home at noon today, and I don't have to work tomorrow. I have not discerned why we're being dismissed early today - I was just told by my boss that today we could leave then. Hey, I won't look it in the mouth. I'll go home and level up my FFX characters some more. Tidus is learning black magics.